There are few times when you are at a total loss for words. Well it happened to me twice today. Ani and I are walking on the Waterfront. Which is great part of Toronto right near Lake Ontario. There are boats and what not, we are looking for something to eat. When I notice this woman come out of a building with some guy. Holy shit. She had these perfectly round big fake breasts. She was blonde and perfectly tanned. She wore a short black dress and high heels. Wow.
We walked along the shore, and saw a magician. He wasn’t too entertaining. We kept walking and we saw this dude in the ampitheatre talking in French. There were boats in a little harbor. And then I saw this pasty blond girl on a boat. She was topless. Whoa. And then there was another topless girl who she started kissing. All these guys were looking. We walked over a bridge, and the first girl starts grinding on a third topless girl.
Women were trying to keep their children from seeing. A little boy said “look boobies”. Old men are looking, Muslim men with women in Burkhas are watching. It was amazing.
Not wanting to wait for the restaurant on the other side, Ani and I walk past again. She said are they filming a porno on there. As we see the three girls grinding and touching and feeling etc etc. There were some dudes on the boat with big TV cameras. So they were filming some porno. AWESOME!!
Visit Toronto!
List of days highlights – Other that boobies of course
Visited De Grassi Street
Learned to use the Toronto public transportation system
Got a great tour of the city and the surrounding areas
Realized that taxes in Canada are super high
Had a kick ass burrito in a place called “Big Fat Burrito”
Went to another Mets - Blue Jays game. It was very impromptu
The Rogers centre really could use more ticket windows
It didn’t go as good as the first game. We sat on the second deck in the outfield. There weren’t as many Mets fans sitting near us. I guess most of them bought good seats like we did for the first game.
They get some really good waves going
there was a guy in one of the hotel rooms that look into the Rogers Centre who had “Let’s Go Mets” taped to his window.
Mike “Squilky” Kraus mentioned dhow awesome would it be to be in a room overlooking the field. Because you have the opportunity to make love to your lady and hear 25000 people cheer you … but theoretically you could also be booed.
Enjoyed a Red Claw Amber Lager … tasty!
oh yeah … Boobies boobies boobies
By the way I was to shocked or embarrassed to take any pictures of the boat ladies (and I use the word ladies very loosely)
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