My favorite tweets - flu edition

I am feeling crappy. I think it may be the beginning of the flu. So I have compiled some of my favorite tweets from the last few weeks. Are you not following me? @GMIBADPARENTING do so and join the three dozen (actually a lot more than that) or so who get to enjoy my tweets. My sweet milky tweets. Remember I have the flu.

Still haven't seen Frozen, but I talk about the movie every day. #HerNameIsNotElsa
— niel (@GMIBadParenting) March 25, 2014

Before we were parents how did we get by without baby wipes?

— niel (@GMIBadParenting) March 24, 2014

@osnsmom I like my coffee like I like my women. Hot, creamy and bitter.

— niel (@GMIBadParenting) March 23, 2014

King Joffery once won a cutest baby contest in Kings Landing. All the other babies were beheaded. #notGOTspoilers

— niel (@GMIBadParenting) March 19, 2014

I think the ellipsis is my new favorite ... Punctuation mark.

— niel (@GMIBadParenting) March 2, 2014