Thursday, August 31, 2006

Kneel before the sleazy guy from I Heart Huckabees?

Alfie to attempt to make son of Jorel kneel before him

Are you kidding me? Jude Law as General Zod? Apparently that is a rumor swirling around. For starters didn't Superman return take place after Superman 2, when Superman defeated Zod and his band of merry exiles? Sending them back into the "Forbidden Zone" (is forbidden zone from Superman 2 or is that Planet of the Apes). So they are gone, but they are back again, come on. Will Superman have large nipples in this movie as well?

Reasons why Jude law couldn't be Zod

  • He wouldn't want to make the Son of Jorel kneel before him, he is looking for some young tart

  • He's not Terrence Stamp

  • General Zod doesn't politely ask ... He does

  • General Zod doesn't smile, especially not like Jude Law does

  • General Zod doesn't cheat on his woman ... Though to be fair General Zod's woman is the idea of being the most powerful being in the universe

  • General Zod doesn't have ironically tussled hair

  • I bet Jude Law looks ridiculous in sequens

  • He just would be wrong!
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