Thursday July 6th was United States President George W Bush's 60th birthday. He spent it in Detroit and on the Larry King Live show. It's to bad he's not drinking anymore, because I'm sure he used to throw a heck of a party.
... But the time for partying is over. As our new leader has announced his candidacy to rule our puny planet. The small green orb we once called earth will no be known as Houston, the name that our exalted leader General Zod has deemed worth for our world.
Not even the sons of Jor-el or Nicholas Cage can stop him. It is almost criminal to even insinuate that he could be stopped.
Send the contents of your bank accounts and pledge to kneel before Zod now ... While it's still voluntary!
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